1a. I AM:

    An Extraterrestrial MasterA member of the Angelic HostsA Council, Federation, Alliance and/or Command memberAn Interdimensional Adept, Master or LordA member of the Special ForcesA Group Soul posing as many human beingsAll of the aboveAll of the above except (please specify below)Other (please specify below)

    Except or Other:

    1b. My location is: Latitude, Longitude

    (If unknown, or if you wish to be on our mailing list, please fill out info below.)

    Full Name:


    Address 2



    Postal / Zip Code



    2. Are any other members of your household also extraterrestrials?

    2a. If your answer was Yes, how many?

    3. Sex: MaleFemaleAndrogynUncommitted

    4. Race: (If you are some form of android or if you insist on remaining an alien, please do not answer this question. That is not what we mean by “other.”)

    5. I am a (check one): Vanguard E.T.2nd wave E.T.Second generation E.T.Nouveau E.T.

    5a. My age is: (This information is solely to see if you are anywhere even close to correctly identifying your position.)

    6. The following question is designed to determine your mental attitude towards the mission.
    We have absolutely no intention of altering the mission based on your responses, so feel free
    to answer in whatever manner you wish. Not only can we take it ― we’ve heard it all.

    My honest opinion about/burning question concerning/personal denial regarding this mission is:

    I don’t know what you’re talking about. What mission?Feel free to beam me up. There really isn’t any intelligent life down here.This planet is in no shape for an evolutionary leap. It couldn’t even withstand an evolutionary hop, and I advise immediate reconsideration of the entire plan.I don’t remember signing up for this mission. If I did, is there any such thing as a discharge? Dishonorable is fine with me.I believe I have struck upon a better planetary transition plan which does not require my direct participation. Can we talk?I live in Wilton, Connecticut and have mistaken my portfolio for my identity. Is there any possibility of me and my portfolio being restationed at this point.This mission is a piece of cake. Where to next, big guys? (Be advised that if you check this box, further questioning may be necessary.)My personal, and as yet unexpressed thoughts on this matter are: (See below.)

    25 words or less, please.

    7. I expect to be fully able to report for active, conscious duty no later than:

    7a. Anyone speculating on a year later than 2020 and who is over the age of twelve, please check here to request an extension.
    Extension, please.

    Thank you for your cooperation.